1. How is your hair styled right now?
a) Choppy, short and flaming orange
b) Combed and slicked back
c) I have helmet hair
d) A gender-neutral style to represent the duality of mind
2. People describe your personality as…
a) A universally adored rock star raised to messianic status.
b) Paranoid, amoral and downright nasty
c) A strung-out dreamer adrift on your own quest of discovery
d) Fractured
3. What is your drink of choice?
a) A champagne shower
b) Straight bourbon
c) An Amber Moon cocktail: Tabasco sauce, raw egg and whiskey
d) A Gin Genie
4. Your dream music collaboration would be with…
a) T. Rex
b) Tom Waits
c) Peter Schilling
d) A rabid tiger or Bjork
5. Where do you consider home?
a) Mars
b) Berlin
c) I’m a nomadic wanderer with no home
d) Detroit
6. Which beauty product could you not live without?
a) Sparkly gold nail polish
b) Hair gel
c) An oxygen therapy mask
d) Multicoloured face paints
7. At a party, you’re most like to be…
a) … singing and dancing on top of a table
b) … skulking in a corner and drowning your showers
c) … wondering, wide-eyed, where am I?
d) … hallucinating and hearing voices
8. What do you look for in a partner?
a) Myself
b) An aristocratic pedigree since love is but an illusion
c) A free-spirit. Someone who’s just willing to let go and live each day like it’s their last
d) A beating pulse
9. Your must-have fashion accessory is…
a) Spandex pants, spandex shirt, spandex gloves, spandex, spandex, spandex…
b) A dapper vest
c) My jet pack
d) A glittery lightning bolt
10. What is your favourite movie?
a) The Man Who Fell to Earth
b) Requiem for a Dream
c) 2001: A Space Odyssey
d) One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
11. Your Twitter bio most closely resembles…
a) Demi-god and greatest gift to the universe. These tweets are my gospel so let it be written, so it shall be done
b) Hollow man. Tortured soul. Ice masquerading as fire since 1976
c) Carbon-based human life form in search of solitude. Former employee of @NASA
d) A lad insane. #F4F
12. What is your favourite candy?
a) Tootsie pops so I can pretend they’re microphones
b) Dark chilli chocolate
c) Pop rocks
d) Wonka fun dip
13. You think Glambert is…
a) Ah, so I see you’ve met my latest creation Adam
b) A plague on an already damned humanity
c) An alien life form born forth from a Mars spider egg
d) A brand of men’s hairspray?
14. What is your favourite book?
a) The one I’m currently writing
b) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
c) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
d) American Psycho
15. If I had a superpower it would be…
a) I’m already superhuman and my power is awesomeness. I can also play the guitar with my teeth
b) Invisibility
c) Flight. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s me! Weeeeeee!
d) Shape shifting
16. It’s Halloween and your costume is…
a) Blue jeans and a white t-shirt would be a scary option
b) Mr. Cellophane
c) A papier-mâché Saturn complete with hula hoop rings
d) Two-Face a.k.a. Harvey Dent
If you answered mostly ‘As’ you are Ziggy Stardust, the larger than life rock star born from The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
Some people would call you a narcissist, but you just think you’re universally adored, having been sent to this Earth to show its population a good time. You’re promiscuous, bombastic and hedonistic, though the question of whether you’re human remains open to debate. Your androgynous style can only be described as ‘out-there’ since you buck conventions and don’t care what people think outside of their worship of your superhuman magnificence. American Apparel is your kryptonite.
If you answered mostly ‘Bs’ you are the Thin White Duke, the emaciated aristocrat born from Station to Station.
Although normal and impeccably dressed at first glance, you are harbouring deep-seated problems, which in turn, is fueling an internal struggle between right and wrong (and a digestive struggle between red peppers and milk). You generally wear black, can be perceived as a loner and described as cold-hearted, a now hollow shell of the person you once were. Err… maybe it’s time to get help?
If you answered mostly ‘Cs’ you are Major Tom, the wide-eyed astronaut born from David Bowie’s self titled album, also known as Space Oddity.
You are an ambitious rocket man, a genuine ‘Starman’ whose drive to discover the unknown knows no bounds, spurring you to boldly go where no man has gone before regardless of the consequences. But of course, you wouldn’t be a David Bowie character without your own personal demons and so, as the adventurous Major Tom, you feel as though something is missing in your life, something that necessitates a soul-searching mission with a pack full of ‘protein pills.’ Perhaps in a galaxy far, far away or else on a gap year in Australia.
If you answered mostly ‘Ds’ you are Aladdin Sane, quite literally ‘a lad in sane’ born from the album of the same name.
Like Ziggy Stardust, you are a bona fide rocks star, albeit with an Americanized twang. You were conceived as Ziggy toured across America and, as such, your personality is fractured and somewhat schizophrenic. To that end you can be a little kooky and comical, but occasionally moody with a streak of repulsion and paranoia. The lightning bolt makeup that darts down your face represents this duality of the mind.